• Spilt Milk Blues

    I wrote this a few years ago (ok, more than a few…), and came across it recently, and it made me laugh out loud (which my work usually does not do). So, to give you, dear reader, a laugh:     Parody of W.H. Auden’s Funeral Blues Stop all the pouring, cut off the flow, Prevent the baby from crying with a jelly ‘O’, Silence the brat and with muffled curse Bring out the mop, let your lips purse. Let mountains be made from the molehills, over your head, Written in stone the message The Cow is Dead, Put white ribbons on the necks of the bottles, Make Mrs. Gustofson…